The KP


taking advantage of a girl while giving yourself no pleasure. also known as having a p-ssy.
kyle: dude, i totally kp-ed that b-tch last night, her p-ssy was awesome!
chris: why don’t you grow a d-ck and try to f-ck her next time?

adam: i would totally use the kp on that sl-t, no problem.
brian: dude is that considered rape?

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