the kristin blow job
the first attribute that makes a kristin bl-w j-b different from your ordinary bl-w j-b is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. so, while you are getting your d-ck nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. the kristin bl-w j-b can also be a normal bl-w j-b given in a department store’s dressing room.
“d-mn, what’s the deal with that pecan n-gg-r”
“i know he is eating up all the nuts”
“yeah, that f-cker!”
“i won’t hate on him though”
“why not?”
“he has been getting the kristin bl-w j-b on a consistent basis”
“sh-t, n-gg- got game!”
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