The Lady Maker


any device used to remove a girl’s hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the ’embarr-ssment’ of bleeding during intercourse. can also be used to make the first s-xual encounter more comfortable.

popular lady makers include: wooden spoons, candles, fists, d-ld-s, and cuc-mbers

also known as: the i-can’t-get-no-wood n’ spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver
“hey jennie, do you think i should use the lady maker before my date with mark?”

“i knew that girl was down when i heard she’d used the lady maker”

Read Also:

  • The Mutilations

    a teenage punk/blues/garage/indie/psychedelic/alternative rock trio based out of the manor neighborhood in san leandro, ca formed in early 2011. the group includes dedicated musicians, jordan macapagal on drums, antonio villegas on b-ss, and eric escobedo on guitar and vocals. they are known for their vintage yet contemporary sound, aggressive att-tude, and trippy deep lyrics that […]

  • The Nick Zerilli

    a dance move resembling a shimmy but instead looks more like shanking someone. also known as the shimmy shank. austin: why is that young man shanking the air? andrew: no i think he’s starting a lawn mower taylor: i think he’s having a seizure kyle: you’re all wrong. he’s doing the nick zerilli -they all […]

  • the original wankster

    when a boy gets caught beating off in cl-ss. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original w-nkster. when the original w-nkster, cody cole, was in spanish cl-ss he decided it was a good idea to whip his d-ck out and jerk his meat

  • the pwner

    the t-tle given to someone who is a master at ownage. someone who pwns more, harder and better that all others. usualy given to a master of gaming. omg i cant win. that guy is “the pwner” “noob exist server” me lol

  • The Q Clan

    a kick -ss css/dods clan. runs servers in css, dods, bf2, bf2142 d-mn. the q clan sure beat down |bteam| last night.


Disclaimer: The Lady Maker definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.