The Lamp
when a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar s-x partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or ‘lamp’ (anything bright) and focus’ the light on her v-g-n- whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. at this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) “caaaaaaaarn the lamp!”
mate 1 – “oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so i got my torch and started treating myself to a … yep, you got it – caaaaaaaaarn the lamp!”
mate 2 – “you sick b-st-rd, i hope you put a tarp down this time… caaaaaaaaaaaarn the lamp!”
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