the lancastrian danger scale



it can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which lancastrians are experiencing.

the scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: what is that?

2: t’ah f-ck is that?

3: f-ck that!

4: f-ck!!

5: f-ck this sh-t i’m out…
c’mon now t’ah f-ck is that smell of p-ss in me room?
2 on the lancastrian danger scale – moderate to low risk.

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