the lancastrian danger scale



it can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which lancastrians are experiencing.

the scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: what is that?

2: t’ah f*ck is that?

3: f*ck that!

4: f*ck!!

5: f*ck this sh*t i’m out…
c’mon now t’ah f*ck is that smell of p*ss in me room?
2 on the lancastrian danger scale – moderate to low risk.

Read Also:

  • saucy chimichanga

    when during intercourse you ram your thumb into your partner’s *sshole so hard they sh*t all over you d*ck making the “saucy chimichanga” yeah, last night i gave the saucy chimichanga to lucy last night, she dumped me afterwards but it was so worth the experience.

  • frayr

    s*xy beast. s*xy and flirtatious. “d*mn that frayr is so fine.” “wow frayr looking hot today”

  • makersplain

    you just made something awesome. you share it with a fellow maker. they proceed to tell you why you should have used different parts, coded in a different language, and if you’d just asked, they would have saved you a lot of time. its mansplaining – but for makers. “i was proud of the new […]

  • p**p confetti

    aka, dingleberries. the tiny b*lls of toilet paper left behind when wiping. “dad, kai’s p**p confetti is floating in the bathtub.”


Disclaimer: the lancastrian danger scale definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.