The Landragon


the langdragon is a common site amongst sh-r- regional students. he is mythical creature that grants a wish to one lucky child every year on his birthday. he is constantly seen fighting evil-doers in the hallways and shows no mercy. his special powers consist of shooting not only fire out of his mouth, but a combination of lucky charms and dog p–p as well. on rare occ-ssions he likes to “break it down” and dance at the local clubs. his arch nemesis includes the likes of tyler poyner and ms. williams.
“yo i was about to get jumped by this gang and “the landragon” came and saved the day, without him i wouldve been done for.

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