The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck


when some -sshole cheapskate major league baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullsh-t prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
larry dolan’s minion, mark shapiro, dealt the reigning cy young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the larry dolan circle of suck.

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