the last boner
an award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the new york times bestseller list, the last b-n-r delves into the protagonist’s inability to “free his w-lly from the shackles of desolation and dust.” the visionary author, garrett charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. he especially drew inspiration from his summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with time magazine that “my spaghetti noodle, whenever i looked at it, made me sad.”
have your read the last b-n-r? it’s so good! it’s a really hard read.
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