The Law of Inverse Proximity
someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. the closer they live, the later they will arrive.
lecturer: “john, how can you be late everyday? you live on campus!”
john: “it’s the law of inverse proximity, sir – i live so close it’s physically impossible for me to get here on time!”
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