The Learn How To Skate
while in the locker room getting ready for hockey practice when the kid u hate isnt paying attention put a strip of clear tape on the blades of his skates so when he goes on the ice he falls every 2 seconds
chaz: yo j.r when i get in the locker room im going to do the learn how to skate to rich.
j.r: hahahah do it!!!! he cant skate anyway this should be funny
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