The Levels of Ashley
the steps of calling one who sleeps around too much.
least
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v
greatest
1) trashy
2) hoe
3) bimbo
4) tramp
5) sk-nk
6) sl-t
7) wh-r-
8) prost-tute
9) hooker
10) c-m bucket
11) ashley
john: “sally knows how to get around town.”
fred: “yeah, she’s a total ashley.”
john: “seriously, an 11?!”
john: “jane is a wh-r- by the way.”
fred: “yeah, a number 7 on the levels of ashley.”
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