The lezz
the lezz are an endangered species called hulks. at one point they roamed the earth all the time, but then one le killed all of the other lezz. now only 4 lezz remain, their names are dobele, dokele, motele, and hulk. they are a lonely species, there are no known female lezz, so that means they will be extinct.
oh nooooooo!!!!
have you ever spotted a lezz?
no i have not.
that sucks i have they aren’t all that great.
oh, that’s cute.
ta ta ta ta!!!!
the lezz!!!
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