The LIL
pure s-x on a stick. too hot for words. the don juan of elizabeth.
only the lil knows how to pull the fl-ng-
or
no one knows how to pull the fl-ng- like the lil
the act of getting choked by a giant candy cane from behind while shaking your right leg and having the person choking you take a sh-t on your face.
did you see shelbi today? shes so sore because her boyfriend gave her the lils for 3 hours last night.
“you really want some lils don’t you?”
someone who likes the fl-ng-.
the lil knows how to pull the fl-ng-
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