The Little House on the Prairie


when f-cking a girl with pigtails from behind, right before you c-m reach around and poke her in both eyes and scream out “nellie”.
also known as the michael landon
“i picked up this skinny broad from the bar and took her back to my place, later on i gave her the little house on the prairie!”

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