the long dark


the long dark is a survival game where a geomagnetic disaster happened on a global scale (it means no electricity except during an aurora borealis). you are stranded in the northern canadian wilderness during winter and need to survive under harsh conditions including random blizzards, overly aggressive predators (unless playing on pilgrim mode, and little food and water.
there are many ways to die in the long dark.

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