the long kiss goodbye


a series of actions:

1. driving your girlfriend home.
2. receiving a bl-wj-b on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a wh-r-.
bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

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