the louisville woodchipper


when you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. can be topped off with some splooge as well.
yeah man, there i was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. i was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the louisville woodchipper

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