The Lovin’ Mitt
have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt…whatever you have around). the girl will shove her hand up your -ss with the glove on. pull out glove covered in sh-t. have the girl jerk you off with the sh-tty glove. blow your load in the girls nose. the girl snorts the c-mshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. slap the girl with the glove and shout “p–py glove love!”
“hey want to try the lovin’ mitt, b-tch?”
“sure, that’s legit sh-t”
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