The Lowell Connector
the s-xual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, j-panese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a “slip-and-slide” ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. at this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his p-n-s into the on waiting partner in doggy style. a real expert of the lowell connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. so either the v-g-n- or -n-s is an acceptable point of entry.
guy: dude, you smell like sh-t what happened?
friend: i know bro, last night me and sun-li did the lowell connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.
guy: hate when that happens…
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