the lump
a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain
lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair
-he used to be a boyscout-
he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy
he also has bamboo(n) boxers
“i wish you were sitting in my lap right now”
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