THE M4CHIN3
they say he was born from a government nuclear experiment involving a washing machine, a sterile baby boy an xbox 360 ,a pack of camel lights and lots of root-beer,or he was born in virginia to a single mom.
but who he is and what he does are more dangerous then where he was born….
he lives through the xbl network on halo3 multiplayer, lashing out at the human players who think they have what takes to keep down the_m4chin3,as there is no way to kill him or it or her, the only thing that can be done is to defend oneself from it, to keep it back,but even then with each death it grows stronger and adapts to how it was killed and evens the score with the one who killed it….
to date the m4chin3 has slaughtered 16,909 poor souls foolish enough to challenge its hard written killing machine code,and that is why they call him “the m4chin3”
“oh my god “the m4chin3″ just totally baby raped me”!
why did i challenge him? why did i think i could snipe him?! why?! why?!!
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