the ma and pa


when two people are having s-x and a male pulls out his p-n-s and -j-c-l-t-s on the bedside picture of his partner’s parents. influenced by the paddington bear.
in a moment of s-xual ecstacy, jimmy expressed his frustration with sally’s overbearing parents by delivering the ma and pa.

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