The Mad Shits


repet-tive explosive diarrhea
i shouldn’t have eaten that chili last night, because now i have “the mad sh-ts”.

i’ve been on the toilet all day with “the mad sh-ts”.

i’m gonna put ex lax in that cheating b-st-rds lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with “the mad sh-ts”.

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