The Madden


getting f-cked by the computer on a madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullsh-t fumble or an interception by a super human db with eyes in the back of his head.
“f-ck man, i was fine till i got the madden”
a s-xual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having -n-l with her at the same time. the possision is most sucessful when c-ck and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
“i gave this girl the madden last night. and this morning”

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