The Maelstrom


a location entered when under the most extreme of circ-mstances. entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. upon survival of the maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
jeff, i’m throwing you in the maelstrom right now cause that f-cker itamar was busy celebrating y-ssar arafats death.

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