The Maine


an arizona based indie/pop/rock band that consists of 5 members: john o’callaghan(vocals), kennedy brock(vocals/guitar), pat kirch(drums), jared monaco(guitar), and garrett nickelsen(b-ss). these guys are the most nicest guys you will ever meet in your life. they love to party and have a great time. this group of guys have true love for music unlike other bands. you can find these guys touring around the united states singing their recently debuted alb-m “can’t stop won’t stop”.

caution: may randomly burst into randomness!
tessa: audrey, do you any good music?
audrey: yes! you should listen to the maine! they are freaking amazing!
tessa: really? i’ll check them out!
ahh! the maine is like, the best emo-pop band ever to be featured in ap magazine! (i have their ads framed on my closet door. they are really really really good. plus, theyre adorable! how can you not love adoralbe lil anorexic gangsta scene indie pop bois?! theyre amazing beyond beleif, and if you havent heard them, go to itunes, buy the e.p ! its called “the way we talk” and for you more ghetto-lovin rap dudes, they do a cover of akon’s “i wanna love you.” which, if i may add, is wayaayaywyyayayaayy better than the original. :d
if you like:
all time low
mayday parade
cobra starship
we the kings
ect.
you will love them <3 brandi: omg guys, doesnt this just scream 'cute is what we aim for immitation?' -holds up the maine's ad- briana: yeah, it does, but hey theyre cute. brandi: deffinately. im so getting their ep today when i get home -grins dorkily- next day. brandi: omg,t he maines cd is freaking amazing, i love it. i went home and made like 200 copies to p-ss out to kids on the street <3 briana: you know thats illegal, right? brandi: yeah, but i dont care because, teh maine will blow ya socks off fool! listen to em. peace. a pop/punk/indie band that has changed many music lovers view on music. the band's lyrics are legit. many listeners can relate to the music. their music is just amazing. it's really just a lifestyle to many fans. also the band members are the sweetest people you can meet. this is real life. fan 1: i went to warped tour yesterday and i finally met all the boys in the maine! and their set was amazing! fan 2: lucky! fan 1: all the boys took the time to talk to me and get pictures, even though johno was getting swarmed fan 2: awww fan 1: yeah but it was one of the best days of my life. thanks to those boys and their music.

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