the man upstairs


the man upstairs better known as g-d
i believe the man upstairs is watching over me
noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything i do, can hear everything i say and if i don’t give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he’ll kick me out.
tim: sally i can’t have s-x with you it will upset the man upstairs.
sally: wow, tim i didn’t know you were so religious.
tim: i’m not, i just mean that my landlord frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
a voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.
you better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.

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