The Mango-Van
the mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. the mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. with the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. it is said that -ssgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
the latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
“oh sh-t! run! it’s the mango-van!”
“i thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their -ssgremlin friends started attacking i just ran for my life!”
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