The March Treatment
the march treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest while pinning her arms underneath your legs, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your p-n-s. it is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. it’s pretty humiliating to the female. named after it’s inventor of the same last name.
my boyfriend gave me the march treatment, and i was so humiliated. but he seemed satisfied, and couldn’t stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it’s ok.
the march treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your p-n-s. it is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. it’s pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. named after it’s inventor of the same last name.
my boyfriend gave me the march treatment, and i was so humiliated. but he seemed satisfied, and couldn’t stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it’s ok.
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