The Markley
this activity is done by a man and a woman. to accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sungl-sses. the woman must be wearing a victoria’s secret “very s-xy” bra and black lace panties.
the first step is to fill the flat bed of a red ford f-150 with abercrombie and fitch “fierce” cologne. the next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. the driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to m-ssage her br–sts and kiss her neck. this is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman’s name is lauren).
my new girlfriend and i tried the markley yesterday on forbes avenue.
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