the imaginary line between your girls v-g-n- and -ss that she won’t let you cross during s-x.
“i was trying to put it in her b-tt, but she wouldn’t let me cross the mason dixon line. “
- the twin rule of gmod murder
this rule states that, when playing murder in gary’s mod, if any two people share the same/incredibly similar color (ie blue and blue, purple and magenta, dark green and slightly less dark green, not dark blue and cyan), one of them is the murderer. works around 87% of the time. tango:it’s either lima or whiskey! […]
short for ‘the more you know.’ jessica: turns out bald people have feelings too. brian: tmyn, dude. tmyn. :l adam: i had no idea that 14 people get raped by dolphins every year. tmyn! obama: looks like someone brought their friend, ‘mr. fun facts about porpoises.” adam: and it looks like someone else brought their […]
- toothless tori
a person stupid enough to try dangerous activities for no reason that person just tried to jump from beam to beam, what a toothless tori
- two faced friend
a friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they’re not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them tony is always nice to sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the sc-m of the […]
- upper sh*t
when it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate sh-t – it is the upper sh-t. d-mn, i shouldn’t have eaten that burrito, i can feel it in my upper sh-t. i am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.