the massey
the m-ssey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy bas-m-nts, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the m-ssey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the m-ssey, do not approach it, for the m-ssey is best viewed from afar. the m-ssey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for m-ssey-watchers to keep their distance. the m-ssey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the h-m- sapien species.
did you see the m-ssey feasting on those kittens?
yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
where one would sh-t in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it -n-lly as a d-ld-. -optional-, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.
person 1: i did the m-ssey this morning.
person2: dont speak to me again, ever!
see “tremode” second definition including but not limited to lazy-sses.com
the m-ssey ain’t done no work since soph-m-re year, that lazy-ss. someone should cut him.
ok kiddies, for this excercise, let’s use “dan” as an example, shall we? as previously stated, not in so many words, “dan” is a bas-m-nt dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. “dan” feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. “dan” enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. “dan” doesn’t like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. m-ssey’s usually live in friend’s bas-m-nts, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don’t have the capability to keep a job.
“dan the m-ssey” smells like some homeless dirty person’s -sshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea.
it also means to miserably fail at something.
the kicker really m-sseyed that field goal kick.
see definition for metros-xual/h-m-.
cam m-ssey is a metros-xual. the m-ssey will never admit it though.
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