The master of disguise
the act of making love missionary in a little tyke’s turtle sandbox and pulling the sh-ll lid up over your back.
pat – bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so i took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.
q – f-cking awesome
pat – yeah i’ve still got sand in my knees
#dana carvey #sandbox #turtle #little tykes #sand
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