The Master
1. the master is the doctor’s worst enemy.
2. fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. the network does not discourage it.
3. he’s pretty f-cking awesome.
“i’m voting saxon; he can tick my box any day.”
-he sure can.
“the drum beat… the drums are coming closer… and closer.”
-the master
a major villain in the doctor who universe.
also: the doctor’s sp-ce boyfriend.
the master (in the tv movie): “i want the doctor’s body.”
the master is a character off the bbc tv series doctor who. he is the doctor’s enemy. he also happens to be the hottest character in the whole effing series. none of the others stand a chance against him.
girl 1; would you rather sh-g the doctor or the master?
girl 2; what are you on??? is it not obvious?? the master is way superior to the doctor in every sense!!!!!!
girl 1; i know!!!!!!
an anti version of doctor who, one of the last three timelords other than the doctor and the raji
who is one of the doctor’s greatest enemies
the master
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