The Master’s College


a college-sized bubble in southern california where holy virgins w-nk off to pictures of jesus, john macarthur, and sarah palin.
“what’s with that loser wearing an anti-abortion shirt and preaching the bible with a microphone?”
“he must go to the master’s college”

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