the matchmaker
usually the friend in a group that’s good with relationships, just not their own. they are able to get friends together and make enemies cease fire but when it comes down to it, they’re the worst at love in their own life
katie: sara’s so the matchmaker. she got john to ask me to prom
mary: omg, sara got connor to ask me to prom
katie: wait, who’s sara going with?
mary: uh, no one i think.
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