The Matt Jack game
a game involving a matt jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the matt jack whilst giving clues to the matt jacker that you are getting away
person 1: i’m winning the matt jack game!
person 2: f-ck you, oh sh-t! here comes the matt jack!
matt jacker: can i play?
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