The Maury
the maury – the act of 50+ men -j-c-l-t-ng into a container such as a bucket, to have a woman stir it using her hands and then precede to m-st-rb-t- using said hand until conception is achieved. ten months later all members of the activity are to appear on “the maury show” to figure out who is the dad (looser), and who has to pay child support. a.k.a. “russian roulette – family version”
jim got drunk last night and did the maury with his sister, wish him luck.
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