the meaning of life


well, f-ck if i know.
i ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.
the meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. the answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
how you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

there are few guarantees in life and to -ssume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – socrates

however everyone is ent-tled to an opinion. here is mine…
the meaning of life is…. life

life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

if we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is – we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers – do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air – these are not things you should be able to do – you should not exist.

life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

life is hard, life is oh so painful.

but… life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

without love there is nothing.

therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

love is all – cant you feel it?

tuesday 12/01/2010
something that can only be defined by you. not by somebody else.
n-body can define the meaning of life for you because for everyone it is different. i believe the meaning of life is to challenge what is fated to happen to all of us (death, destiny, etc). others would say the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.
for those people who do not wish to sit through monty python’s masterpiece, here is the meaning of life:

try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
you now know the meaning of life.
1. 42
2. a monty python film
3. one of life’s unansweable questions that manic depressives sit and dwell on knowing that they’ll never find out the answer.
the meaning of life is infact 42.

you’re probably wondering why the meaning of life is just a number.

i won’t explain to you this, but i’ll tell you one thing.

to understand the answer, you must first understand the question.
{“cave man” lays out following sentence in scrabble stones: “what do you get if you multiply six by nine?”)
arthur: six by nine? forty-two? you know, i’ve always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
(faint and distant voice:) base thirteen!
the meaning of life is easily explained. we are an alien tv show full of suspence and drama and crazy people. or we are simply g-d’s entertainment…either way you are being watched!
look around! they are watching you! and when you see those people that you just know aren’t human, don’t come to me.

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