The Mervin Scale


a scale derived by the english mathematician and theoretical physicist professor ginger ninja, which allows students using a sheet of a4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called ‘mervins’, to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. there are five mervins to a ‘brick’ and two ‘bricks’ to a ‘box’.

thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kω.

simple, really.
minifunk: using the mervin scale, how would i plot 54?
proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
jam and minifunk: indeed!

Read Also:

  • warm breakfast

    waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness. delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife’s face this morning.

  • War of Machina

    a war that took on between zanarkand and bevelle, 1000 years ago from the events of ffx/1002 years ago from the events of ffx-2. it was 100% -ssured that, from the start, bevelle would’ve won. the info on this war is quite…huge. refer to maechen in ffx, or to gamefaqs’ faqs and/or message boards. final […]

  • wartorn

    wartorn is one of the lesser life forms on this planet it’s species is fat and very lazy example 1. padram is of the wortorn family i rest my case

  • wasyl

    n. a word sharing a t9 keystroke with another word. most often used to describe the word not meant to be typed with the key combination. example: 6 and 3 can form “me” or “of.” 2665 can form “cool” or “book” spoken example: becky-“i got a text from him today that read ‘ur so book.’ […]

  • Watergated

    to escape quickly, derived from when richard nixon quickly resigned after the watergate scandal started to escalate. sam” what happened after you cussed ms. simmons out?” tyler”i watergated my -ss out of there!”


Disclaimer: The Mervin Scale definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.