The Mexican Salt Shaker


the mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. it restores air flow, works the sweat off my b-lls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. not to mention no one knows what im doing…. mostly haha….
when i work out i always do the mexican salt shaker so i don’t get my hands wet.

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