The Miami Dugout
this is when a girl gets down on her knees to give a guy (who is standing) a bl-w j-b. the girl wears a beer helmet with a full beer on each side, and the guy has the ends of the straws in his mouth and tries to finish both beers before he blows his load. home run!
it’s a good thing i used 40’s when she gave me the miami dugout, because my whiskey d-ck went extra innings.
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