The Miami Flu
the flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. the term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the united states; miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the “common cold” rarely occurs. thus, any person with sniffles in miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. one generally does not feel the symptoms often -ssociated with a cold–such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal p-ssage.
1984 in new york city:
robert: -sniff sniff- g-d d-mn! i think i’m coming down the miami flu!
simon: well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!
robert: hahah, i guess i deserve it then!
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