The Michael Clayton


a new dance move based on the scene in the movie, michael clayton, where michael (george clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. it is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you’re dancing with.
colin: “oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. what are those moves called?”

emily: “he’s doing the michael clayton and he’s doing it well.”

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