the michael jordan v2


when you are f ing a girl in the -ss you pull your p-n-s out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was f-cking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so amazing!!!

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