The Michelle


…as in mich-lle williams of destinys child.a person in your group of friends who is a tag-alog.they blend in with the crowd,never have anything witty or funny to say and prefer to laugh along even when they don’t know what is going on.
1:argh that new girl c-ssey is like totally getting on my nerves,she’s such a mich-lle.
2:huh?
1:like you know,the mich-lle of destiny’s child;alwways gets the last verse,cr-ppiest clothes,never gets to be in the middle..

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