The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel
this is when an ohio state student seduces a wh-r- from the university of michigan during rivalry week. the ohio state student then takes the wh-r- home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the ohio state student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the u of m wh-r-‘s v-g-n-. the ohio state student yells something clever like “fear the vest!” or “o-h!” and then leaves.
the michigan f-ckeye aka the tressel
“dude, i totally tresseled the sh-t out of that sk-nk from michigan last night. i think she had a nut allergy so i left an epipen on her desk.”
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