the might-as-well shave
when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he’d “might as well” just shave the whole thing.
jane: “whoa! what happened? your comb over… it’s gone!”
john: “yep, i finally accepted the fact that i’m no amy winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave.”
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