The Mighty Malcolm
when a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of f-ll-t– on a different man. the man receiving the bl-wj-b tends to be mexican and disgusting.
guy 1: dude! i made out with a hot chick last night.
guy 2: yah, too bad she sucked my d-ck right before that. she totally gave you the mighty malcolm bro.
guy 1: oh sh-t..
guy 2: how’s my s-m-n taste f-ggot?
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