The Mighty Smeet


goat-man

forged in union of mrs smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze james blunt.

now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars the mighty smeet aims to dominate the southern regions of birmingham and locate his real adoptive father james earl jones.
girl 1: omg!!! its james blunt.

girl 2: woah sheela, that ain’t james blunt…thats the mighty smeet. fetch the sheriff.

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